Everyone knows that the ability to tell a funny joke is
a fantastic skill. People who are good at telling jokes are able to
lighten the mood of even the most awkward or uncomfortable situations.
If you are known for telling jokes that make people happy and laugh,
you are invited to more parties and social occasions, and are better
respected by your friends and colleagues.
Everyone Can Be A Comedian
I have written a book that shows anyone how to properly
tell and create jokes that will have everyone rolling with laughter. It
is available for download right
here, so you do not need to wait another second to become the
life of the party.
Maybe your goal is to tour the country performing on
stage for
huge audiences, or maybe you just want to be considered
“really
funny” by your friends and co-workers. Either way you can
learn
to entertain through comedy and make all those around you happy. You
simply need to understand the basic concepts of good jokes, what makes
one joke funny and another just bad, how to tell them properly with the
right timing, and how to read your audience to tell what jokes they
will like.
“The most
wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
- EE Cummings
My book, How
To Tell Great Jokes will teach you all the essentials of joke
telling, so that you can be more funny and better liked and respected.
The book takes you on a tour of all the key elements of joke telling:
Timing and Delivery
Joke Selection
How To Become a Funny Person
Reading and Commanding your Audience
How To tell a Good Joke from a Bad One,
and a Funny Dirty Joke from one that is
Just Plain Gross
Basic Concepts of Comedy, like Slapstick
Performing Hilarious Impersonations
Special Event Humor, such as Wedding Toasts
Writing Your Own Jokes
Tips For Performing On Stage
Delivering Different types of Jokes,
such as Blonde Jokes, Fat Jokes, Adult jokes,
Political Jokes, and many more!
Tell Jokes, Don't Be One
Do your jokes sometimes flop, leaving you as the one
that gets laughed at? Even a good joke book with thousands of very
funny jokes does not guarantee people will laugh when you tell those
jokes. Humor is an art. In order to consistently entertain people, you
need a joke book that tells you how to tell a joke, which is exactly
why I wrote my book, How To Tell Great Jokes. There are
plenty of great jokes in my book, but there is also the information you
need to know to tell them properly every time.
Humor Is One Of The Most
Powerful Emotions
A good joke will overcome anger, fear, distrust,
sadness, and of course boredom. Think of this example:
You are your first date
with someone you are very interested in. You are very nervous, and
don't want them to know it. If you are confident that you can tell
funny jokes, you have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! You jokes will ensure
that your date has a great time, no matter what else happens. Even if
you miss your restaurant reservation, spill wine on your date's
favorite shirt, and your car breaks down on when you are taking them
home, if you can tell jokes that keep your date laughing throughout the
night, and make fun of the bad situations, HAVING FUN IS ALL THEY WILL
REMEMBER, and you will surely hear from them again...
The same thing applies to any social situation, whether
it be your first day on the job, a meeting with a big client, dinner
with friends, caring for children, or anything else where you want to
shine and be remembered positively. Simply by making people laugh, you
will improve the mood and make them think well of you. This can even
land you a new job! We all know that people are not just hired on their
credentials, but the feeling their prospective employer gets from them
during initial interviews. Think how much it would help if when you
left the interview everyone had a smile on their face.
Kids Love Jokes As Well
Kids love jokes even more than adults.
How To Tell Great Jokes will explain what types of jokes are
best for children as well as adults. Sure you know not to break out
your dirty jokes to tell to your five year old nephew, but do you know
which clean jokes they will like? Children's sense
of humor can be very different from adults', and you will want to know
which kids jokes are best for just kids, and how to tell them to get
the best response and the biggest laugh out of children of all ages.
You Could Start A New Career
As A Comedian
If you are looking to explore a career in professional
comedy, whether it be stand-up, improv, or on television or film, How To Tell Great Jokes will provide
you with everything you need to succeed under the spotlight.
Even professional actors that have their jokes written for them, need
to properly understand how to tell those jokes for maximum effect. Much
of comedy is not in what the joke is about, whether it be a dirty joke,
a short joke, a story joke, or a kids joke, but in how well the joke is
told.
Most People Ruin the
Jokes They Tell
We've all had to sit through a friend or co-worker
re-telling
some joke or comedy routine they saw the night before. Despite their
claim that it was the funniest thing they have ever heard, their
version does not make anyone laugh at all. This is because so much of
comedy and humor is about joke delivery. That is why a comedian (like
you!) can tell a very sick joke, yet have everyone in the audience
laugh and love them for it, even if some of them would normally find it
offensive. Then when your co-work messes up telling the same dirty joke
around the water cooler the next day, it's grounds for a sexual
harassment suit; which is considerably less funny!
Get The Book and
Get Funny Now.
How To Tell Great Jokes is available
for immediate download, right
here. This means you can get the joke book online and be
entertaining your friends and family in no time. This is the only
jokebook you will ever need because it tells you both how to tell
jokes, and how to write your own. The funniest books and movies do not
reuse joke quotes, but put together new ideas in funny ways. After
reading my book you will be able to create and tell with success any
type of joke you want:
Blonde Jokes
Ethnic and Religious Jokes,
like Irish Jokes, Jewish Jokes,
Muslim Jokes, Polish Jokes,
and More...
Short Jokes
Kids Jokes
Real Life Story Jokes
Political Jokes
Sick Jokes, such as Dirty Jokes and
just plain Adult Jokes
Clean Jokes for All Audiences
Fat Jokes, including Your Momma Jokes
Any subject you can think of You will be
able to tell jokes and get laughs about.
So
Download
How To Tell Great Jokes
now and make yourself into the kind of person that can entertain their
way into or out of any situation.
P.S. Timing is
one thing. Telling the appropriate joke is another. Learn how to
deliver, what to deliver and when to deliver, different kinds of jokes!
P.P.S. When you
buy now, you’ll also receive a great accompanying bonus - The Great Toasters'
Handbook
- a huge resource ebook -
over 600 pages of quotes,
quips and amusing anecdotes!
P.P.P.S. If you're wondering why there's
a pic of
cute little alien and animals on the cover of the ebook,
just buy the book to find out!
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